My Diary: Side Slit

After going to bed tied to a space craft shaped like an electric guitar I woke in the Russian Tundra holding the frozen remains of a woolly mammoth.‭ ‬I pulled the map of a mysterious star constellation‭ ‬from the rim of my hat‭ (‬itself based on the plan of the Hoover dam‭) ‬and started a new regime in the shop which had just been swallowed by a great white sperm whale.‭ ‬I went home disguised as a horoscope‭ ‬-‭ ‬which I refused to believe when I read it.

Side Slit

Side Slit

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