My Diary: Red Shapes

When I finally squeezed myself out of bed‭ (‬like toothpaste‭) ‬I was surprised to find it was shaped like a giant hand.‭ ‬I quickly checked to see if it was wearing a wedding ring.‭ ‬There followed a fairly typical morning with centipedes doing the washing up and caterpillars walking the dog.‭ ‬On the way to town I found a stray woolly rhinoceros and wasted a lot of time trying to find it’s owner.‭ ‬It is amazing how many cavemen live in my town.

Red Shapes

Red Shapes

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