My Diary: After It Had All Ended

Another big black spider day with multiple arms and legs for disgruntled people to crawl along.‭ ‬I took the Tightrope Express to town,‭ ‬taking care to keep my bat wings hidden under my bobble hat.

After It Had All Ended 1

After It Had All Ended 1

After It Had All Ended 2

After It Had All Ended 2

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My Diary: The Beginning

I was as busy as the face of a clown all day,‭ ‬with only short breaks to climb the straw out of the milk shake.‭ ‬After a day digging coal in the larder I was annoyed when the business man in his railway track suit criticised my imaginary guitar playing.

The Beginning

The Beginning

My Diary: Violent Landscape

I trudged to town with a sack of biscuits on my back for the eleven o’clock tea break.‭ ‬I soon became the slave of the stickman and placed grey holes across the alphabetical floor according to size and seniority.‭ ‬I came home with a flower pot on my head‭ (‬hiding my straw ears‭)‬.

Violent Landscape

Violent Landscape

My Diary: Turbulent Landscape

Terrible weather again.‭ ‬I planned to clean the teeth of the crocodile I call my garden but I had to stay inside the old Arab’s tent for most of the day.‭ ‬The invisible ones played the ancient games while I painted a realistic portrayal of flying camel droppings.

Turbulent Landscape

Turbulent Landscape

My Diary: Red On Grey

I woke to a sky full of jelly fish tentacles,‭ ‬some with stinging cells and some with boiled sweets.‭ ‬I couldn’t attempt to find the source of a mighty river so I stayed inside painting pictures with seaside rock.‭ ‬When I went back into our bedroom to find the time I was surprised to see a mannequin wearing my pyjamas.

Red On Grey

Red On Grey

My Diary: Pink On Grey

Today‭ (‬as I woke tied to a tent pole‭) ‬I wanted to navigate a new river like a vein in my head.‭ ‬Instead,‭ ‬I painted two thousand‭ ‬portraits of myself,‭ ‬only one of which was smiling.‭ ‬After flying my flag at half mast I went out in the evening to be a false tooth in an open mouth.

Pink On Grey

Pink On Grey