My Diary: The Rights And Wrongs Of Having Sex With A Ventriloquist’s Dummy

I stepped out of the door quite early,‭ ‬I was already two miles high and grew more during the day.‭ ‬I surprised the girls I was working with by wearing one hat on top of another.‭ ‬I lifted them in turn when I said hello.‭ ‬Under the bottom hat was a rabbit with three rows of cannons running down each side of it’s body.‭ ‬The evening was spent in the lion’s den.

The Rights And Wrongs Of Having Sex With A Ventriloquist's Dummy

The Rights And Wrongs Of Having Sex With A Ventriloquist’s Dummy

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My Diary: The Questions A Young Child Asked After His Mother Was Changed Into A Cathedral

I walked the old farmer’s rope in the early hours,‭ ‬tying knots at regular intervals so I could find my way home again.‭ ‬However,‭ ‬I couldn’t find the glove puppet I went to school with and came back with telescopic arms.‭ ‬Whenever I laughed a single decker bus drove out of my mouth,‭ ‬every time revealing a different destination.

The Questions A Young Child Asked After His Mother Was Changed Into A Cathedral

The Questions A Young Child Asked After His Mother Was Changed Into A Cathedral

My Diary: Three Triptychs

A casual,‭ ‬hole in the ground,‭ ‬kind of day.‭ ‬I walked around with a slipper on my head while pretending to be a cricket umpire.‭ ‬I didn’t have to go out at all although I did draw a number of knobs on the front door just in case.‭ ‬The bell wouldn’t ring when I pushed it but instead elected to die by hemlock rather than suffering the humiliation of banishment.‭ ‬In the evening I wrote letters to myself again‭!

Triptych 1

Triptych 1

Triptych 2

Triptych 2

Triptych 3

Triptych 3

My Diary: Ghost Drawings

The last day for a little while as an initialled handkerchief‭‬ (a Red Indian handkerchief said the upright piano I had never learnt to play).‭ ‬I‭ ‬exchanged long words with short people before drawing big red lips on a white t-shirt.‭ ‬Messages hung from the ceiling like moth cocoons but I refused to notice them until it was time to go home.

Ghost Drawing 1

Ghost Drawing 1

Ghost Drawing 2

Ghost Drawing 2

My Diary: Three Girls Eating Icecreams

I was still alive all day with the undertaker,‭ ‬she,‭ ‬still in black and hiding a tomato sauce bottle in her top pocket.‭ ‬We talked of the shadows of giant birds wings and the snippet of a song which was heard on the breeze as old animals walked slowly into the diminishing distance.‭ ‬I came home to find my home transformed into a windmill.

Three Girls Eating Icecreams

Three Girls Eating Icecreams

My Diary: Quick Study For A Flock Of Birds

Quick Study For A Flock Of Birds

Quick Study For A Flock Of Birds

End of another week,‭ ‬with me a school boy caught wearing a wreath of spring flowers.‭ ‬I had a joke with the trainee undertaker before shaking her hand.‭ ‬She was dressed all in black with bright pink underwear.‭ ‬When the doll’s clothes were cast on the floor they spelt another word.‭ ‬I did arithmetic with spilt milk bottle tops.

My Diary: Experimental Composition Of Squares

I spent most of today in the garden,‭ ‬where giant bearded lizards made sinuous paths through the gravel.‭ ‬I excavated an ancient burial mound and found bright red bones.‭ ‬It took a little while to find a small patch of bright green grass to rest them on.‭ ‬A robin chased a blackbird.

Experimental Composition Of Squares

Experimental Composition Of Squares