My Diary

A strange day as I had to stand like a glass of water beside a muddy path. This was after a journey round the rim of a flan tin – I didn’t dare look in. After the last person walked by (with four legs instead of two) John and I came home, a two dimensional world locked away in the boot.

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Landscape From An Automobile

Landscape From An Automobile

 

Moving Through A Landscape

Moving Through A Landscape

 

My Diary

I had a day off from standing in a crow’s nest waiting for crows. I cleaned the window after cleaning my telescope; the latter had wheels and doubled as a tube train, typically I missed it and had to catch the next one. I am sure I saw June standing on the platform without a car but holding a steering wheel.

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The Window - Second Version (I sold the first version without photographing it first)

The Window – Second Version (I sold the first version without photographing it first) – apologies for skew whiff photograph! Please lean to the left when viewing it!!

My Diary

I visited the tea clipper headed man and we talked of life on high, low and medium seas. I then had to dig the garden with the hair comb I no longer need. The lady next door cleaned her windows but didn’t look out – nor did I look in, even when two large black birds approached from an ancient wood.

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Mysterious Landscape - Investigation One

Mysterious Landscape – Investigation One

 

Mysterious Landscape - Investigation Two

Mysterious Landscape – Investigation Two

 

My Diary

I had to see the doctor about a new continent that had suddenly appeared where Atlantis had been. He tested my blood pressure and the mountain range on my forehead changed from blue to orange. A sea eagle delivered a message and I pulled a piece of oily rag from inside a toy drum.

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Planetary Drift - The Score

Planetary Drift – The Score

My Diary

I heard a voice, I think from the place where I accidentally made a large hole while drilling a small one. I was just going to write a dance in reply using Natya Shastra techniques when the cat walked by holding a step ladder. I could understand the ladder as he is quite short but not the mouse motif on his baseball cap.

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Cat - Sketch

Cat – Sketch

 

Cat On A Cushion

Cat On A Cushion

 

My Diary

I had to pull a basket full of Kraken fruit from the depths as June stood like a lighthouse dreaming of sinking ships. I wound up the rope as music descended like low cloud. Everyone around me was reduced to white noise before I put two teddy bears in my holsters and went out to find something just OK.

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Paul The Sailor

Paul The Sailor

My Diary

June and I stood by the playground attractions we made in the house after the original kitchen disappeared overnight. I found myself in a roundabout tumble dryer communicating with words on whirling clothes. The cat police entered wanting to interrogate us – the dog wasn’t sure if we would talk.

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Dogs Dinner Portrait

Dogs Dinner Portrait

 

Tiger One

Tiger One

Cat Trying To Catch A Fly

Cat Trying To Catch A Fly

 

Kitten On A Cushion - In Memory Of The Artist's Mother

Kitten On A Cushion – In Memory Of The Artist’s Mother

 

 

 

My Diary

I spent the first part of the morning building a house on a lily pad – unfortunately I couldn’t move in as there was nowhere to plug the television. As I returned to the ghost soldier barracks I noticed my reflection trapped in a flower vase – I thought about rescuing it but I was heavily outworded.

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Mirror Man Sets Out And Sees Himself Coming Back

Mirror Man Sets Out And Sees Himself Coming Back

 

Spirits Meet, Converse, Then Part

Spirits Meet, Converse, Then Part

 

Bells On Sunday - Religion As An Act Of Defiance

Bells On Sunday – Religion As An Act Of Defiance

 

NB. God Meant To Make A Fish Man

NB. God Meant To Make A Fish Man

 

 

 

My Diary

June went to town in a salad bowl, luckily someone had gone easy on the mayonnaise. I had hired out my head as a Buddhist temple and quietly celebrated the empty space behind my eyes – in the fifth corner of the room two empty people sang a duet. I went to work through a hole in the roof.

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Landscape Wearing A Hat

Landscape Wearing A Hat

 

Landscape With A Smile

Landscape With A Smile

 

My Diary

June and I stood with stork legs allowing the traffic to flow underneath. There have been more vehicles travelling our petticoat route since little men had been reported escaping from a pipe beside the main road. Apparently they are on a biochemical pilgrimage and a small tunnel will have to be made under the road.

Nude In A Tunnel

Nude In A Tunnel