My Diary
I danced in the rain to the council offices, where I complained about the Earth’s spin and the fact that someone had put a working model of the Titanic in our dustbin. I then ran all the way back singing sewing machine songs at the top of my voice. It wasn’t a good evening as I spent most of it chasing squirrels up and down the tree that we had recently planted in front of the fire in the living room.
Self Portrait With A Rock On My Head
Portrait Of A Girl Watching Me Bang My Head Against A Brick Wall
Re: Self Portrait With A Rock On My Head
I had to smile when I was looking at the enlarged picture and seen the icon with the crown because I immediately thought “Burger King”. Do they have Burger King restaurants there?
Yes we do but June and I tend to go to Pizza Hut as you can eat as much as you like! I am assuming Pizza Hut originated in the States. I put the crown on my head for artistic reasons I hasten to add (it is the boat shape inverted and then extended), I don’t think I aspire to become a member of the royal family – Spiderman or the Incredible Hulk quite possibly!
I like Pizza Hut too. I could see you as Spiderman.
Ha ha, I think June could see me as the Incredible Hulk. Sadly there is a major stumbling block with the Spiderman transformation – I don’t like heights! I would have to be a Spiderman who walked everywhere! I could then use all that spare webbing to make upmarket designer furniture – a must for every conservatory.
Too funny! A walking Spiderman! I’m wiping tears from my eyes!
I’d like to see the council’s reaction to that
Ha ha, yes it would bring all refuse collection in the country to a grinding halt – and everyone else would be looking out for icebergs! Although I don’t suppose I should be making a joke from a subject like that.